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LUDIC LOG
01.01.2005
THE TOP STORIES OF 2004
As Recalled By Two Stoned Guys Playing Halo 2 in the Garage

#1.:  Bush beats that other dude in U.S. election

TONY:  "This was when Bush beat that other dude for President.  The one dude, the horse-faced dude.  Kerrey.  I'm not really into politics or nothin' but I'm glad he won.  Bush, I mean.  Because my dad was in Vietnam, I think, and I heard that horse-faced dude spit on the boat vets when they came home."

RICH:  "Nah, dude.  Bush is like a total fascist."

#2.:  Those typhoons and shit in India

TONY:  "This was when there was that, you know, underwater earthquake, right?  And then there was typhoons and hurricanes and floods and tidal waves and konamis and shit.  Like, a million people died.  Sucks to be them, dude."

RICH:  "This one almost happened too late for us to include it, but I heard about it on the news when I was waiting for my mom to quit watching that cop show."

#3.:  The war, man

TONY:  "At first I didn't really care about the war, because I was in junior high for the last time we went to war over there and it was really boring, but this one is way better.  There's, like, terrorism and shit, and those torture dudes, and everybody's really keyed up about it.  It's awesome. I mean, terrible."

RICH:   "Plus, think about it, dude.  We could totally get drafted."

#4.:  Didn't they have like a bunch of typhoons in Florida?

TONY:  "My aunt lives in Florida and she was bitching about all these typhoons or whatever that screwed up her beach house.  Alls I know is that when I was down there last with my parents it was suck ass boring and I couldn't score any doob the whole time."

RICH:  "Were these the same typhoons as the ones that hit Indiastan, or are these different typhoons?"

#5.:  Halo 2 released

TONY:  "Halo 2, dude!"

RICH:  "Halo 2!  This should really be in the number one slot."

TONY:  "Yeah, fuck that Bush guy."
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