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LUDIC LOG
01.07.2005


You Mr. White Christmas, nigga?  I don't give a fuck!
Think yo' ass Mr. Cool, bitch?  I don't give a fuck!
Makin' ice on the sidewalks?  I don't give a fuck!
Talkin' that ten-below shit?  I don't give a fuck!
You spendin' money like a snowmiser?  I don't give a fuck!
You freeze that Cristal into ice, nigga?  I don't give a fuck!
You at that pole like a stripper, nigga?  I don't give a fuck!
Sic icicles on my dick, bitch?  I don't give a fuck!


I'll drop that frost on your green-ass pussy Christmas, nigga!
I'll drop that frost on your Mr.-Sun-ass pussy Christmas, nigga!
I got this blue stripey scarf with me, I don't give a fuck!
I got this throne carved outta ice with me, I don't give a fuck!
I'll drop that frost on your heat-blister-ass pussy Christmas, nigga!
I'll drop that frost on your one-oh-one-ass pussy Christmas, nigga!
I got this Fortress of Solitude shit with me, I don't give a fuck!
I got this cool-ass Leslie Nielsen hairdo, I don't give a fuck!
You rollin' deep with Mr. Heatmiser?  Fuck y'all niggas!
You rollin' deep with Mr. Melty-Clutch?  Fuck y'all niggas!



You say you like it nice and cold, nigga?  I don't give a fuck!
You think you'll live 'til you get old, bitch?  I don't give a fuck!
Don't wanna know a day past forty?  I don't give a fuck!
You want it five or twenty, thirty?  I don't give a fuck!
You tellin' my ass I can let it freeze?  I don't give a fuck!
I'll choke you by your scarf, say 'bitch, please'!  I don't give a fuck!
Ain't nothin' gonna go right in here!  I don't give a fuck!
Ain't no Christmas gonna be white in here!  I don't give a fuck!


I'll drop that frost on your sixty-in-the-shade days, nigga!
I'll drop that frost on your never-know-no-snow, nigga!
I got the Misfit fuckin' Toys with me, I don't give a fuck!
I got that elf who was a dentist with me, I don't give a fuck!
I'll drop that frost on your eighty-ninety-century, nigga!
I'll drop that frost on your meltin'-y'all's-popsicles, nigga!
I got Abominable Snowman with me, I don't give a fuck!
I got Santa's hot-ass wife with me, I don't give a fuck!
You rollin' deep with Mr. Such-and-Such?  Fuck y'all niggas!
You rollin' deep with Mr. I'm-Too-Much?  Fuck y'all niggas!
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