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01.12.2005
By request, more tit-bits from my wasted years among the Spitgroove, the smartest music geeks on the internet. WORST POSSIBLE BAND NAMES Brak Rebel Motorcycle Club Yanni Yates Yazz We've Got a Mother Box and We're Gonna Use It D'Souza Q Burning Speer ...And You Will Know Us By the Traces of Feces Insane Grown Potsie Hope Drops a Floatie I'm Waiting for McMahon Hulk Smash Puny Hymen Shah Nah Nah The Scene is Mao Quisling Cousins Get Giuffria On Sahara Hotnuts The Inappropriate Umlauts Rocket from the Womb The Erotic Adventures of Uday Lady Miss Udo Kier The Executioner's Schlong I.M. Stoned Weekly Ronnie James Deus ex Machina Placenta Vawoman RAHOWArd Jones Nick Nickelback's Dumbassssssssss Song AND THE ALBUM TITLE THREAD Unleash the Fucking Furry! Brain Salad Sandwichery Roland the Lifeless Semiotician The Ass-Rapingly Great Pretender Use for Yeezes Simply Unrevivable Humble Paella A Burrito Supreme Tony Hawk: A Seduction If You're Feeling Sinestro What Makes a Man Light Farts? 6.9 Love Songs 10,000 Brainiacs If I Should Fall from Grace with Gorilla Grodd Santa is Real I Left My Wallet in Elke Sommers Gepetto Music: The Blueprint of Pup-Hop Fables of the Deconstructionists Their Germanic Majesties Demand F-U-C-K in the U.S.A. Archbiship Desmond Klaatu It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold My Keys for a Second Wierd Scenes Inside the Goldfeins Ballade du Melody Corpsevomit Auschwitz the Old, Innwitz the New Their Satanic Majesties' Request Line I Can Hear Corey Hart Beating as One YOU MAY REMEMBER ME FROM SUCH MOVIES AS… Coultergeist Along Came Jonestown All Quiet Down My Y-Fronts Five Deadly Venom Albums Ordinary Papal Triumph of the Will Oldham I Married My Girlfriend The Passion of Joan Lunden I Dreamed of Hoboken Ride the Country High Blood Simpleton Twin Peaks: Fire Walk This Way Nashville II: Branson Engels in the Outfield: The Contract Year Harper Valley P.E.T.A. The Milagro Bean Fart War The Man Who Determined Liberty's Covalence Foxy Brown II: Jumping Over the Lazy Dog A Very Gacy Christmas The Quick and the Dead II: The Dick in the Quad Eat Drink Man Woman II: Dog Cat Day Night Up Down Big Lumumba's House Mulnetherlands Drive My Thin, Neat Greek Commitment Ceremony To Kill a Mockingbird is a $250 Fine Dr. No Thank You Bang the Drummer Slowly The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straights Death Takes a Halidol The Hills Have I's (And H's and L's) A Beautiful Mind II: A Big Fat Ass La Regle de Toxic Avenger Adam Sandler's 436 Crazy Product Placements 13 Going Down on 30: The Mary Kay LeTourneau Story You Are Going to Break My Heart: A Film About Fredo White Noise II: The Most Photographed Barn in America's Revenge TRIBUTE BANDS Lo Tenía Public Enemy No. 3 No Rush A Tribe That, For Legal Reasons, Cannot Be Called Quest Fauxgazi Mother of Pearl Jam Almos Def The Additional Replacements THE SHORTEST BOOKS ABOUT MUSIC Leave a Good-Looking Corpse, by GG Allin Fit After Forty, by Daniel Johnston Letting Go and Letting God: Renouncing Your Control-Freak Tendencies, by Brian Wilson & Phil Spector (with supplemental material by Don van Vliet, James Brown & the Feelies) My Career, It is a-Changin': Making a Successful Transition from Music to Acting, by Bob Dylan (foreword by Mariah Carey) Silver Screams: Making a Successful Transition from Acting to Music, by Bruce Willis (foreword by Corey Feldman) Bicycle Safety, by Nico From Lover to Partner: Maintaining a Healthy Friendship After Your Divorce, by Richard & Linda Thompson (foreword by Mark E. & Brix Smith) The Drama of the Gifted Buck-Wild: How to Deal with Being the Most Talented Member of a Large Group, by Masta Killa Paying Your Dues: The Slow, Steady Path to Making a Reputation in the Music Industry, by Jakob Dylan Molding Mature Men: A Juggalo's Handbook Be Not Deceived! God is Not Mocked!: The Reflection of Christ's Glory in the Songs of Marduk Skronk Diary, by Michael Bolton |
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