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Price once told this joke at a party.

Frat Boy Jerry is walking his date back to her dorm, and clearly he wants to be invited up, but still she is resistant.

"C'mon, baby, have a heart. I spent twenty bucks on that dinnah," says Jerry Lothario.

"Not tonight, Jerry," replies Date. "I have a headache."

"Well," Jerry retorts, "I have a hard-on. If I give you an aspirin, will you give me a blowjob?"

This joke got exactly the response Price hoped it would.

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