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The Old Testament of the Holy Bible
by Moses, et al.; Jesus H. Christ (Introduction)

Look ye, o man, inside this holy book

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Product Details

* Hardcover: 1185 pages ; Dimensions (in cubits): 2.10 x 9.26 x 6.34
* Publisher: City of God Press (October 4004 B.C.)
* ISBN: 0000000001

* Average Customer Review: **** (Based on seven times seven thousand reviews. Write a review.)

* Sales Rank: 1 (Ye publishers and Lords of Creation: improve thy sales.)
* Popular in: Judea (#14) , Canaan (#2) . See more.

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly, January 6, 4003 B.C.
Winner of the Only Book Published Award for 4004 B.C. [brought to you by Diet Philistine Cola]

Booklist
An uneven collection of histories, prophecies, theological and philosophical speculation, and erotic poetry, this gargantuan tome by first-time novelist Moses draws its inspiration from ancient folklore, local creation myths, and the author's personal friendship with God. Ranging from the jaunty Pentateuch and the inspiring Book of Ruth to the interminable First Chronicles and the deranged Ezekiel, the novel contains the most... read more

Spotlight Reviews (Wherefore?)

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Why must you poison me with your lies, O Jerusalem?, November 21, A.D. 14

Reviewer: a reader (see more about me) from Gilead

Woe unto thee, and the children of thy children, should you live in accordance with the false witness of the Old Testament! Woe unto thee, men of Chemosh, men of Ba'al! For did thy gods not bid thee make war against the children of Israel? Did you forsake all yearning for plot, strong dialogue and that characterization which is believable? And were you not, as I was, at the Battle of Jericho, and see with thine eyes how it was totally different that the way they say it was? Yea, what a rip! There would be rejoicing in Gilead, were I able only to give this but zero stars.

--This text referreth to the Hardback edition

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