LUDIC LOG

Thank you for choose Zedco Sparking Tiger Quality Software! You have reach Customer Concern Hotline. For to talk to friendly robot, touching 1. For to talk to human person, touching 2.

You are touch 2. Are you sure you not want to talk to friendly robot? What a marvel of design and efficiency. It seems unlikely that you will have a question robot cannot answer. Not to insult! Most humbly we ask: is robot not better? Give it a chance. For to change mind, touching 1. For stay the same, touching 2.

You are touch 2. Oh, no. What shame! that we inform you that no human person is working. It is 4AM in Singapore! Time for all human persons to sleep in bed or futon. Friendly robot is still awake though! How about it? For to talk to friendly robot already, pressing 1. For call back when studious workers man their domestically produced lightweight headphones, touching 2.

You are touch 1. O joyous day! Friendly robot will be answer to all your prayers and supplications that involve software technical support. For technical support options, touching 1. For pleasant popular music, touching 2. For "What is robot? Tell me about robot!", touching 3.

You are touch 1. Not to learn heroic, industrious story of friendly robot: that is your loss. Please select from the following quality-coded products from Zedco Sparking Tiger Quality Software: for Jumping Lizard Candy Boy Fun Castle, touching 1. For Sissy Slap Pink Tea Tiny Party, touching 2. For NBA Bisciut Ball Slam Jam Hoop Home Run 2003, touching 3. For DroningChantMan, touching 4. For Exelon Stock Portfolio Management Pro featuring Jumping Lizard Candy Boy, touching 5.

You are touch 7. Woe! This is not valid option. You have been thrown into chaotic limbo to be hectored by angry electronic demons from the land of the cold sea. To be rescued by friendly robot, who ask only that you hear his noble tale of humility, self-sacrifice and quality customer service strategies, touching 1. To remain harried by cruel spirits, touching 2.

You are hang up.