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I will be reading at the WLUW Record & 'Zine Fair this Saturday. Come on out and see me, why don'tcha? Find out about it here.

Also, please take a look at this short story I wrote, which appears in the latest online edition of the excellent Pindeldyboz literary magazine.

 

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LUDIC LOG

04.23.2004

Some of you have requested, for reasons I cannot begin to fathom, pictures of me with my exciting new hair growth. Although I am at a loss to explain why, I have broken a 15-year habit of shaving my head and am now letting my hair grow until I overcome the inertia of laziness and shave it again. I realize how retarded it looks on my already-hideous dome, but I beg your indulgence: this is the longest it has been probably since I was in junior high, and I don't have any idea what to do with it. Look ye and despair, and remember: you asked for it.

Shagged out and wet. Gross.

Spiky and tensed up, like a crippled snake.

When will the pain end? Note in these photos the awesome kung fu t-shirt.

The last time my hair will ever be wet, as I intend to grow one giant filthy dread.

Krypto says: "Arf! Arf! You look stupid!"

Halfway to rab-fro.

The torture is over. At long last, Lord save me, I can sleep. Hand me those clippers, be a darling, won't you?

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