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LUDIC LOG

04.30.2004

Today's Ludic Log has been temporarily suspended because of computer and/or security problems. Please check back later for an update to this entry; in the meantime, here is a freestyle I busted a while back.

That was the beat, these are the words
I am Saddam, you are the Kurds
I'll gas you
Pass you in the car-pool lane
You got three in your car but only half in your brain
I'm jackin' your Benz while you're riding the train
I'm handin' out beatdowns and causin' you pain
You are the jukebox, I am the Fonz
Your sound from the mound is coming to me like Bonds
You can't stand the bitch-out
So I get the pitchout
I'll cut you, then fix you, and then pull the stitch out
You're bleedin' in your seating in the medical ward
I'll turn off your speakers and cut up your chord
You're Damocles and I am the sword
I'm Alexander, you are the cord
Talkin' 'bout the Gordian
Your slips are always Freudian
Betrayin' when you're sprayin' is why you have to avoid me and
Keep yourself as silent as a client in the hoosegow
You're cryin' "cruel, unuisual" -- your head is in the noose now
I beat you up with Bruce tao
I drink you down like Schlussbrau
And when it's said and done I'm gonna shit you out like goose chow
Leave you in a pile while you're stinkin' up the club
Thinkin' about what you done while listenin' up my dub
You pull yourself together like a feather on a duster
You polish up your rhymes because I made 'em lose their luster
You say you got a Bemmer but you drive a Plymouth Duster
But still you come right back at me with all that you can muster
And still I kick you in the grill 
I'm Indians, you're Custer
You're panicky
I drop my anarchy on you like Busta
Every time I knock you down you boomerang like Digger Harkness
The way you bite my rhymes is how you evidence your sharkness
You're slippin' into darkness, and this is war
You're standin' there like you don't know what the mic is for
You're walkin' off the stage with just your dick in your hand
But Spin is in it to win it and I'm still in command
This is the beat!
            

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