LUDIC LOG

WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR?

THE SLOGAN is for America, and for Illinois. And Illinois is a part of America; always was, always will be. And America is for Americans, and Illinois is for Illinoisians. Not illegal immigrants, not terrorists, not drug dealers, and not sexual deviants: AMERICANS, one and all, and all for one.

WHAT IS IT IN FAVOR OF?

THE SLOGAN is in favor of lower taxes. It's like you: it's fed up with the liberal tax-and-spenders at the state AND national level, who want take YOUR hard-earned money out of YOUR pockets and spend it on some pie-in-the-sky, pig-in-a-poke pork barrel political prattle. And it's in favor of looking after AMERICAN interests: the interests of the forgotten middle class, the interests of the beleaguered small businessman, the interests of property owners AND employers, the interests of our children, the interests of our brave young men and women in uniform. It's interested in the interest of interest. NOT in the interests of big lobbyists, big government, and big labor, and certainly not the interests of violent criminals and homosexual recruiters.

WHAT IS IT AGAINST?

THE SLOGAN is against crime; it is against drugs; it is against liberal "zero-values" education; it is against terrorism and foreign aggression; it is against government waste and government interference; it is against immorality and against those who would kick God, the Law, the Flag, and our Founding Fathers out of our schools; and it is against destroying the lives of the unborn. It's against what YOU'RE against.

WHAT HAS IT DONE?

THE SLOGAN has done all he can for the State of Illinois: as a bumper sticker, a placard, a shouted admonition; as an implacable foe of the leftist media and the big spenders in Congress; as a devoted churchgoer; as a loyal father of three; as a proud member of the United States Marine Corps. It has done it all, and now it wants to do more.

WHAT WILL IT DO?

THE SLOGAN will clean up our streets; it will make this great state safe and secure again; it will support America first; he will protect OUR Constitutional rights and not the rights of terrorists and pornographers; it will create a better and richer economic climate; and it will LOWER TAXES.

VOTE FOR THE SLOGAN. IT KNOWS WHAT YOU WANT.