LUDIC LOG

The Sunrise Farms Monosodium Glutamate Cookbook.

Healthy Gourmet Lard Pies.

The World Encyclopedia of Vegetables, and Their Favorite Foods.

The Pulverized Muscle Book.

The Flavor of South Jersey: A Sampler of Our Favorite Cocksuckin' Recipes.

The Essential Breathararian Cookbook.

The Best of Cecil Rhodes' Kitchen.

Ben & Jerry's Capitalist Hippie Dessert Book.

The American Milk Solids Council Guide to the Good Life.

Diet for a Dead Planet.

Cooking with Peaches and Herbs.

The Little Bastard Cookbook.

The Rejected by TBS' 'Dinner and a Movie' Cookbook.

The Pope's Guide to Sin-Free Cooking.

Jean Brodie's Sexually Awakened Gourmet.

The Southern Living Annual Mayonnaise Cookbook.

The Worst of Bon Appetit.

Everything You Wanted to Know About Chinese Cooking, But Were Too Browbeaten by the Red Army Guards to Ask.

Barbarous Living Presents the Finest Recipes from 1186 AD.

The $0.17-a-Day Cookbook.

The Unnatural Foods Cookbook.

The Asinine Epicure.

The Joy of Fucking. Also, Cooking.

A Beginner's Guide to Raghead and Jew-Boy Cuisines.

The Great Chicago-Style Graft Cookbook.

Adding Poisons to Your Meal: an A-Z Guide.

The Things 'To Serve Man' WOULDN'T Tell You!.

Liquefaction Can Be Fun.

Feed Your Body, and the One in Your Basement.

Delicious Dying.

Feel Good, Live Well, Die Anyway.

Bangladeshi Cooking.

How to Master Continental Cuisine, Like Those Stuck-Up French Sons of Bitches. Who the Fuck Do They Think They Are? Do They Think They're Better Than You? You'll Show Those Snooty Shits Once and For All, the Goddamn Elitist Euro-Pricks.

British 'Cuisine'.

Recipes Found in Trash Dumpsters.

The Recipes of Iceland's Finest Mexican Restaurants.

Deliciously Authentic Indian Dishes, But With a Pound of Veal in All of Them.

Julia Childs: Entertaining the Suicidal.

Beard on Blood.

Provence: Enough Already.