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06.27.2003

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LEGEND

A key to the symbols used in this edition of the Ludic Log.

*: Written while drunk

**: Written while high.

***: Written while drunk and high.

+: I don't remember having written this one at all.

~: Composed using Systran in desperate attempt to make it seem as if I speak a foreign language fluently.

`: Entry relies on racial stereotyping for humorous effect.

!: Entry contains at least six nonconsecutive occurences of the word "motherfucker".

@: Broken link.

@@: Pornographic link.

@@@: Stupid link.

#: Contains references to postmodernism, mathematics, literary theory or semiology that would not be funny even if you understood them.

$: Entry written on company time.

$$: Entry written on company overtime.

$$$: Entry written during brief delusional period when management considered converting Ludic Log to for-pay site.

^: Man with big nose facing north.

&: Entry recycled from abandoned project written over five years ago.

&&: Entry recycled from abandonded project written over ten years ago.

&&&: Entry recycled from abandonded project written over twenty years ago, and by a different author, but since it's so old, it technically doesn't count as plagiarism; anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking with it.

-: Entry contains thinly veiled, highly embarrassing personal sexual disclosure by author.

_: Entry stolen wholesale from Marlys Mullen.

=: Entry contains thinly veiled, highly embarrassing personal sexual disclosure regarding Marlys Mullen.

>: Understanding entry requires advanced knowledge of obscure comic book lore.

|: Judged to be a "Ludic Log Top 100" entry by a panel of wind-up toys.

\: Contains filler (lists, daily activities, how it's going at work, already-dated current events commentary).

/: Contains filler (sawdust, hooves, ground pork snouts).

?: Entry is incomprehensible.

??: Entry is stupid.

?!?: Entry is stupid, incomprehensible and infuriating.

<: Best viewed while drunk, high.

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