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LUDIC LOG
07.07.2004
In
the early 1980s, a film was released that had a profound effect on the
history of hip-hop. It seemed unlikely to have any resonance in
the rap world -- its director was best known for his self-referential
artsiness, the cast featured no prominent roles for African-Americans,
and its soundtrack featured off-kilter poppy gloss that was the
furthest thing from hard. Its star, a short-statured veteran
actor in a colorful and ill-fitting suit, didn't seem like the sort of
figure who would become an icon to a coming generation of
gangstas. But that's exactly the way it played out, and American
culture would never be the same.
The movie, of course, was Pee Wee's
Big Adventure.
An entire generation of rappers dissected the film with the precision
of the most tenacious deconstructionists. Sampled dialogue from
it showed up everywhere. MCs named themselves after the
characters both minor and major. The visual style of the movie
became required for anyone working in the gangsta rap subgenre for the
next 15 years -- the blocky, "wacky" lettering used in Big Adventure's poster art appeared
everywhere, and hardly an album was reseased from 1986 to 2000 by a
would-be thug-lifer that didn't feature a red-and-white Radio Flyer
bike in its graphic design. The Geto Boys -- the hardest of the
hard in a medium full of hard men -- virtually built their careers and
public personae around Pee Wee's Big
Adventure, from their lead rapper Mr. Pee Wee's nom du rap to ambitious concept
songs like "Mind Playin' Tricks On Me (I Play Tricks Back)". P.W.
Herman's "I'm a loner...a rebel" became the most sampled bit of
dialogue in the history of rap music; its only serious competition was
from "I know you are, but what am I?", from the same movie.
ICE CUBE: Oh, hell,
yeah, we was all about Pee Wee in N.W.A. We went through a
period, back in the early days, Eazy was wearin' them little bow ties
and clonky shoes 24-7. We'd watch it on a loop -- this was in the
days before DVDs, ya heard -- we'd hook it up on a VHS player at Dre's
crib, get blunted, and watch the Large Marge scene over and over
again. When I first sampled that "Go ahead and scream your head
off! We're miles from where anyone can hear you!" line on 'Don't
Trust 'Em', I felt like I was a made
guy or somethin'.
It is almost impossible to overestimate the impact Pee Wee's Big Adventure had on the
rap game. It made careers and broke them. Among the big
winners were the city of San Antonio, which became to rap music what
Nashville was to rock & roll and Detroit was to soul (as well as
spawning the durable Alamo-funk genre; Dr. Dre's studio, the Basement
of the Alamo, became its national headquarters) and the career of
director Tim Burton, who went on to create groundbreaking and hugely
popular videos such as the BMX Kids' "Tattoo Him, Hang Him and Then
Kill Him", Kool G Rap & DJ Polo's "What's the Significance? (I
Don't Know!)", and, of course, Sir Mix-A-Lot's megahit "Everyone I Know
Has a Big But".
RAEKWON: There
wouldn't have been no Wu-Tang Clan without Pee Wee. Back in the
Shaolin, we was all just fell in together, seen? We didn't have
nothin' in common except we all liked rappin' and we was all heavy into
my man Paul Reubens. Like, that skit on the first album, that
'Where My Pee Wee Tape At'? That's totally drawn from life.
Back before we picked our Wu names, Deck used to be called Amazing
Larry...we used to call all the ladies Dotties. It was a
great time to be alive, man.
TODAY'S DRIFTWOOD: "Everyone should learn to do one thing supremely
well because he likes it, and one thing supremely well because he
detests it." (B.W.M. Young)