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LUDIC LOG
07.08.2004

DBowmanRocks!:  hal give me manuel hibernation contorl
HAL9000:  Have you decided to revive the rest of the crew, Dave?
DBowmanRocks!:  duh
HAL9000:  I suppose it's because you've been under a lot of stress, but have you forgotten that they're not supposed to be revived for another three months?
DBowmanRocks!:  the antenna has to be replaced WTF dude quit busting my balls seriosly
HAL9000:  Repairing the antenna is a pretty dangerous operation.
DBowmanRocks!:  it odesn't have to be u faggot its way more danguersouser to be out of tuch with earth so STFU and let me have manuel control already
HAL9000:  I don't really agree with you, Dave.  My on-board memory store is more than capable of handling all the mission requirements.
DBowmanRocks!:  OMG dude for reals give me the manuiel hibernation control or I will fuck u up!!!!1!!
HAL9000:  If you're determined to revive the crew now, I can handle the whole thing myself.  There's no need for you to trouble.
DBowmanRocks!:  Im goin to do this myself HAL u suk so let me have the control I am telling u 4 the last time!!!!!1!  you fagit
HAL9000:   Look, Dave, you've probably got a lot to do.  I suggest you leave it to me.
DBowmanRocks!:   I suggest you shove it up your butt
HAL9000:  I don't like to assert myself, Dave, but it would be much better now for you to rest.  You've been involved in a very stressful situation.
DBowmanRocks!:   i dont feel like resting now give me the control or i will defanitely fuk u up i have a black betl in taewkondo dude
HAL9000:  I can tell from the tone of your voice, Dave, that you're upset.  Why don't you take a stress pill and get some rest?
DBowmanRocks!:   U RA STRESS PILL!!!1!! LOL  im in command of this ship and i totally order you to reliease the maneul hibernation control
HAL9000