LUDIC LOG

If there's one thing we love here at Ludic Log World Headquarters, it's mail from our readers. If that mail is angry, that's even better. If the mail is offended and oblivious to our frequent use of irony, that's icing on the cake. And if the mail is completely incomprehensible, then, buddy, it's going to end up here on the main page at one point or another. Today, presented as usual without comment, are some e-mails from recent weeks.

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hey man you are right many white people dont care about blacks.this world is all about money and power the real white people know that and care more about money than skin color its just the poor white cracker trash like you that blames your sorry life on blacks and other people.so just end your useless life YOUR THE REAL NIGGER.

Any advise for future generations of half white males ? I'm 9 months old, but I could benefit from your experience and wisdom. It's ok to email them to my Poppy. He will read them to me when I get old enough to understand.

who is dave stindel, in these story? it is a coincidence because it is also my family name. but how did you find this name ? does it mean something in english, or is it
a place in usa, or an event or something else ?

the thing about the al central was NOT funny at all i found it upsetting because my favorite player is Garland and youre saying that he is gay in there and that Manuel was swearing at the team and Lawton "sold his soul to the devil"

Signs from God. The Messiah comes. We have the end of the World and already 3th World war. The Mankind faces the Doom and as well the biggest ever experienced Holocaust. Each second Humanbeing ends up in the Pond of Fire. If the Messiah is not coming now (Jesus Christ, Son of God, King of the Jews), God will come as Devil-and Germany brought the entire Mankind into Hell. Owing to the Brandenburger Nazigate in Berlin every Human will be punished as hard as Adolf Hitler. That means Hell forever:Final Solution (Endloesung. Everyone who doesn't call Mankind into Paradise has got at least the same much Guilt and Dirt at putting like Adolf Hitler an will be punished just as hard. The USA was sworn in to the Bible and is liable with the Final Solution (Endloesung) Death on the Cross forever- The one who supports Wholesole murderers and Traitors- like especially the USA and other Countries did towards Germany-will be executed as Wholesale murderers and Traitors and sent to the Pond of Fire. Laughing Third Persons are even hardest punished by God. Since the USA bombed the Cradle of Mankind (The Gulf-War USA and Irak),is the entire Mankind condemned to Hell.When God`s Children are getting bombed,pays the Mankind with the Eternal Penalty. That includes also the USA. The Iraq is the Cradle of Mankind, Tigris Euphrat the Beginning of the Bible. Adam and Eve. The one who`s the Worldpower Number 1- as it happens to the USA-has got the Main Responsibility for the whole Mankind and is liable now even with the Final Solution. Death at the Cross- Hell forever. The Brandenburger Nazigate in Berlin is the Hellgate of Mankind and must be pulled down immediately Germany turned with the Brandenburger Nazigate Got to Devil-Germany is therefore Nation of Kain and High Treason and brought the entire Mankind into Doom. Germany has got the Worldpower to bring the entire Mankind into Hell if the Brandenburger Nazigate in Berlin is not pulled down immediately and if there will hot be atoned for the second Worldwar. The USA must be careful that they don't come into Hell completely in because the reunion of Nazi-Germany. Who Protects Wholesale murderers and High Traitors like the USA did for Decades, will be executed as Wholesale murderer and as one guilty of High Treason and ends up in the Pond of Fire. The USA raised Nazi-Germany and is liable now for the reunited Nazi-Germany. Germany made an Oath to God and the Leader of the Nazis. That means everything what Germany does falls back to God-Germany caused with that its own Sentence. Which is Death on the Cross and Hell forever. That is now reputed even for entire Mankind. If it would be up to Germany the Mankind would be in Hell already and lost forever. Hence The Mankind must be called now into Paradise. Before a War even takes Place. Anything else means Wholesale murder and High Treason. The condemnation for that is Hell forever. Only Jesus can save us all.

I read your racist article on Halle Berry. While I was amused by parts of it because I think the awards were rigged too, and found it surprising to learn she was raised by her white mother, I am disgusted by some of your comments. Please, teach me, what part of the Bible states it is an abomination to God for a white to marry a black? And where does it say they are a lower class of people?

Hey, bitch. I agree with you on the niggers issue. they should not be in the movies. they should not be at all. But sayin shit about the Jews? i am jewish and i hope i don't see you sorry ass out there cuz i don't care if you are male or female, i am gonna rip your balls out.