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LUDIC LOG
08.31.2004
John Kerry has
already said it, and George W. Bush will say it Thursday night:
this November, you'll be asked to make a choice.
Both candidates are going to frame the choice you'll make in pretty
self-serving terms; neither will make reference to the many ways in
which it's not much of a choice at all. Bush won't talk about how
if it were up to him, you won't get to make the choice in the first
place; Kerry won't talk about how he's not the first choice for a lot
of people in his own party; neither will talk about anything
troublesome like abandoning the electoral college, or reforming the
default two-party system, or presenting you with different choices like
a viable labor party. But it hardly matters at this point; it's
almost a certainty that everyone reading these words has already made
their choice. I hope I know which one of the two they're
choosing, though I worry more with each passing day that it won't be
enough.
Still, plenty of people I call friends -- fellow progressives,
liberals, radicals, union men and women, lefties of every stripe --
don't have a lot of good things to say about the Democratic
Party. They'll vote for Kerry (most of them will, at least); but
he's not inspiring, he doesn't fight back, he isn't who they wanted,
he's bland and lacking in passion, he doesn't represent them on this or
that issue. And believe me, I don't need to be told. I
didn't vote for Bill Clinton either time he ran. I'm not a
Democratic partisan. For me, the current system is an
abomination, the Democratic Party is a compromised sham, and the entire
political process is bought and paid for before we ever have anything
to say about it. I'm still, at least in principle, an anarchist, for goodness'
sake. It took someone as repulsive as George W. Bush to get me to
vote in 2000 (and look where that
got me). Spare me the lectures about how Kerry voted to give Bush
war powers, or isn't especially progressive about drug legalization, or
hasn't been outspoken on gay marriage: I know it
already. I know, believe me, I know. Does it make me happy
that it's either vote for a candidate I don't fully support or don't
bother to vote at all? Am I pleased that a vote for anyone other
than Kerry is a vote for Bush? Does it make me feel good about
myself that this ...this...is
the choice I'm given? No. It certainly does not. It's
no choice at all.
But there are times when we must make compromises. There are
times when we must face up to reality. There is a reason I voted
in 2000 instead of planting a bomb under a car or taking shots at a cop
from a rooftop (although the reason is becoming more vague by the
day). There comes a moment when it's time to shut the fuck up about what you'd
rather have, and just bite the bullet, wave the banner, and pick the
best one you've got. Once your man is in office, spend the next
four years shoveling shit on him -- God knows the Republicans
will. But get him in there.
Get him in there no matter what. Get everyone you know to vote
for him no matter what it takes. Because here is the choice
you're really making:
You're choosing between someone who at
the very least won't start another
war, and someone who led a thousand of our troops to their
death under circumstances he knew to be false. You're choosing
between someone who is merely silent on gay marriage, and someone
openly hostile to it. You're choosing between someone who may not
fully support labor unions, and someone who would like to see them
disappear forever. You're choosing between someone who has a plan
for expanding public health care, and someone who sold America a
completely bogus prescription drug plan and will see to it that
Medicare will wither and die. You're choosing between someone who
may not have the best plan for combating terror and someone who has no
plan at all. You're choosing between someone who has a bland and
uninspiring personality and someone who has an arrogant and malevolent
one. You're choosing between someone who's overly hesitant to use
smear tactics and someone who's used nothing but smear tactics.
You're choosing between a party who, if they wins, will try to govern,
and a party who, if they lose, will do nothing but twist the skewers
into the winner for the next half-decade. You're choosing between
someone who wasn't his party's favorite candidate, and a president who
didn't even win his office. You're choosing between someone dull
and middle-of-the-road, and someone nakedly self-centered and
extremist. You're choosing between a centrist technocrat and a
nakedly dictatorial plutocrat. You're choosing between someone
who may not represent you on every issue and someone who does not
represent you on any issue. You're choosing between someone
who thinks we need allies in the world, and someone who things the rest
of the planet can go to hell. You're choosing between a mild
environmental progressive, and someone who doesn't give a fuck what
happens to the planet. You're choosing between someone who will
at least attempt to address the needs of the poorest in society, and
someone who has sold an economic program that is fraudulent from top to
bottom, based on cooked numbers and outright lies, which blatantly
enriches the wealthiest of the wealthy while pretending to help the
poorest of the poor.