Apologies for the rerun, those of you who
have seen this elsewhere. I can offer in my defense only that I
think it needed a slightly larger audience.
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LUDIC LOG
09.23.2004
"Only those at the lowest rung of the
ladder have so
far been punished and the matter of what was actually happening within
the interrogation rooms of Abu Ghraib has hardly been debated. The
Iraqis know
this, even if many Americans do not. Meanwhile the political damage to
US interests in the world has been very great. According to the Schlesinger
Report, 'There were five cases of detainee deaths as a
result of
abuse by U.S. personnel during interrogations...(t)here are 23 cases of
detainee deaths still under investigation.' The words are blunt,
though a writer less fond of
euphemism might
have put the matter even more plainly: 'American interrogators have
tortured at least five prisoners to death.'" (Mark Danner in The New York Review of Books)
A new report
shows that law enforcement operatives performing security tests at
American airports were able to smuggle weapons and bombs aboard with
ridiculous ease (the weapons detection process was described as "bad
enough", and bomb detection "absolutely horrendous"). I'm sure this has
nothing to do with the fact that Bush decided from day one to fight the
terror war on the cheap, insisting (against the opposition of people
like Max Cleland, who paid for it with his political career) that the
TSA branch of the new Department of Homeland Security be staffed with
low-paid, unskilled, non-union workers. Additionally, all throughout the rest
of the world, terrorism is at a global peak, with the number of
incidents increasing every year since 2001. Everyone from the
U.S. military command to the Senate to the people of Baghdad are
beginning to wake up to the fact that the Iraq war was a
poorly-planned, ill-thought-out, blindly executed mistake that is
beginning to turn into a quagmire at best and a disaster at
worst. Iran and North Korea are developing nuclear weapons if
they don't have them already, and the tatters of our diplomatic corps
sits on their hands. We respond to Islamist extremism by making
the deportation of a washed-up
pop star and a college
professor a priority, suggesting that those who have accused the
current administration of not knowing the difference between a normal
Muslim and a fanatical terrorist have been right all along. We
have no idea where Osama bin-Laden is or what he's doing, and the
President, through smugness or indifference, doesn't seem to
care. Of the two countries we 'liberated' from tyranny, one is
largely back in the hands of tribal warlords, and the other's major
export after oil is the decapitated bodies of foreigners. Israel
is still locked in its stubborn, bloody-minded death spiral with the
Palestinians. Our leaders champion us as the vanguard of
democracy and freedom and justify the invasion of foreign countries as
a step towards individual rights, and all the while we suppress
voter rights at home and torture people to death
abroad. And our Justice Department, after a high-profile campaign
of racial profiling, mass arrests, civil-rights-trampling detentions
and endless amounts of tough talk, is exactly 0 for 5,000 in terror
convictions since September 11th. Bush is running on making America
safer; it's essentially all he's got. The job market is flailing,
and his tax policy is a disaster for everyone but those at the top (and
worse still, the tax cuts, in conjunction with the deficits they've
created, form a double-charged time bomb that will explode in 2006,
with the full realization of the Alternative Minimum Tax, and again in
2010, with the expiration of the inheritance tax, no matter who's
president by then). Uncertainty and fear are the rule of the day
for the financial health of anyone who isn't already rich, so he can't
really push the economy too hard. His social policies are
divisive, prejudiced, and crude (and, as with all backlash politics, a
mere distraction, centering on hot-button issues about which nothing
will be done once the election is won). And his history of coming
up with big-ticket, moon-shot accomplisments is embarrassing: a
joke of an education reform policy, total inaction on health care, and
a laughable non-starter of a plan to send men to Mars. Even his
partisans complained after the Republican National Convention about the
lack of vision, of ideas, of a sense of the future evident in his
acceptance speech. All the President has to go on is security,
which is the new word for defense, which used to be the new word for
war. War on Afghanistan, war on Iraq, war on al-Q'aeda -- but
how are we safer? How is he able to make the claim that America
is stronger or more secure?
The coffins of our soldiers come home at a faster pace than they did
before the war 'ended' and the administration cheapened the lives of
the hundreds who would subsequently die by hoisting the infamous
'MISSION ACCOMPLISHED' banner. Videos of severed heads show up on
the internet with a frequency once associated with pop-up ads for 10x
spy cameras. Nuclear proliferation has begun again, conjuring a
creepy early-'80s flashback to the bad old days of Cold War fear and
paranoia. Osama bin-Laden, the man who supposedly masterminded
9/11, is hardly even mentioned anymore; he's either been forgotten or
he's sitting in a cell waiting to help the Republicans win the
election, neither of which possibilities brings much comfort to
troubled
minds. Whoever perpetrated the anthrax attacks of 2001 that
killed a handful of Americans and made millions more terrified to even
walk to their mailboxes is similarly a distant memory, as immediate in
our collective memory as Tamagotchis. And for all the ramping up
of security we've supposedly done, for all the measures we've
supposedly taken to protect ourselves, we've done it in a typically
neo-conservative way, penching pennies where it counts to clear up room
for extravagance at the top. Bush's terror funding budget is a
twisted fun-house mirror of a program, providing more
protection to Wyoming than New York and L.A. combined, and the
color-coded terror alert system is a national punchline, good for
little more than distracting the press when bad news about the
administration might be on the way. Everyone I talk to of any
political stripe seems to think that it's only a matter of time before
we get hit again. Who is to be held accountable for this utter
catastrophe which is being spun, Ministry-of-Truth style, into a
glorious victory? How are we safer? Maybe I've missed some key victory
against the forces of oppression, terror and indiscriminate
murder. Maybe we took out a whole brigade of freedom-haters when
I wasn't looking. Maybe the thousands of Iraqis we've killed were
all right on the verge of strapping dynamite to their bodies and
strolling into the nearest Hard Rock Cafe. But
it seems to me that all our war president has really done is assume a
lot of reassuring macho poses. And while there's a lot of words
for people who talk tough but don't do anything to back it up,
"President" shouldn't be one of them.