This here is one of Nina's cats. Its
name is Cassandra, or possibly Catherine. I was unable during my
entire visit to tell the difference between them.
This here is the other one of Nina's cats,
so I guess this is also Cassandra or possibly Catherine.
See? They're exactly the same.
This here is something from the Walker
Sculpture Garden, where we took a lovely stroll. It's a public
part with lots of statues in it. This statue is of a footprint or
a shoe or something. I don't know, I was drunk.
This here is another statue. It's of
a rusted-out steamshovel. Here in Chicago, we just have regular
rusted-out steamshovels and we don't call them art, but we are a bunch
of lowbrows.
This here is yet another statue.
It's of a huge water-squirting cherry inside a bent spoon. My roommate tells
me this statue or "sculpture" is by Salvador Dali. Okay.
This here is the huge water-squirting Dali
cherry again. I like this picture because (a) it makes it look
like the thing is a big-ass catapult that's about to launch a giant
cherry into a Minneapolis skyscraper and (b) it appears that someone
has been buried up to his neck in the lawn in front of the sculpture.
This here is a street in Minneapolis
called Cretin Avenue. The name of this street made me laugh and
laugh and laugh. Nina didn't think it was all that unusual, so I
asked her if there was another street in town called Moron
Boulevard. There is also a part of the city called Dinkytown, and
I think it would be awesome if there were gang wars between people from
Cretin Avenue and people from Dinkytown, like big midget/retard
drive-bys. Nina likes me even though I spend a lot of time
thinking of things like this.
This here is Nina
again. She's what I went there for. Don't you just
want to kiss her? I know I did.
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