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10.06.2006
Los Santos, SA (AP) -- While the Los Santos
Police Department are announcing the capture of notorious gang kingpin
Carl "C.J." Johnson as a major victory in the war against inner city
violence, many critics are wondering why it took so long.
Johnson, who was arrested Wednesday following the theft
of a police motorcycle which he subsequently crashed into a wall just
as an LSPD officer was walking past, is being charged with 387 counts
of capital murder, 104 counts of grand theft auto, 52 counts of
aggravated assault, 967 counts of destruction of private property, and
one count of stealing a rhyme book. "With the arrest of this
dangerous criminal," said Los Santos police chief Tim Anders, "we are
expecting a decrese in our city's crime rate of at least 38%."
However, many groups of community activists are
questioning the amount of time it took for the LSPD to make an arrest
in Johnson's murderous rampage across the city. Johnson, who
returned to Los Santos two weeks ago after a five-year stay in Liberty
City, is a well-known figure in the Ganton neighborhood, and he often
walked the streets of Los Santos openly carrying submachineguns and
rocket launchers. His crimes were often public as well; at least
149 of his nearly four hundred homicides took place in broad daylight
in front of dozens of witnesses. "The only time he'd bother
hiding was when he was getting it on with a hooker," says East Los
Santos resident Shanicea Kyle, 27. "He'd drive over here about
three times a week and gun down half a dozen people, then get some
pizza and go home. It's like the cops didn't even know he was
here."
Police corruption has long been an issue in Los Santos
politics, with Chief Anders standing up for his force despite the Frank
Tenpenny scandal and resulting riot. But the Johnson arrest has
raised serious questions about police responsiveness. "Carl
Johnson stole my car on two separate occassions," says Glen Park
resident Shantel Williams, 34, "and the cops didn't do (anything) about
it. And even when he, like, guns down a (person) in broad
daylight, it's like, they chase after his (car) for about five (entire)
minutes and get bored and just let him go." Some residents report
that on some occasions, when police officers would appear to be
seriously pursuing Johnson, he would engage in an odd ritual that
involved twice exchanging the weapons he was carrying, discharging one
of them, and looking in several different directions, after which the
police would back off.
Even more perplexing is that Johnson's crime spree was
not confined to Los Santos; he is suspected of hundreds more murders in
Los Venturas, San Fierro and Liberty City, but their law enforcement
officials are equally at a loss to explain why they had not pursued him
more actively up until this point. "Sometimes it seems like all
you have to do in this town to avoid the cops is get a new paint job on
your car," says San Fierro crime reporter Reginal Lefwich. "I
remember picking up a report from Los Venturas that the cops actually did catch him out there, for a car
theft that ended up as a quintuple-homicide, and that instead of
locking him up, they just took his guns and let him back out on the
streets. My editor killed the story."
Some speculate that Johnson's wealth has insulated him
from police interference up until now; he is believed to have made
millions from drug sales, car thefts, assassinations, and from managing
popular rapper OG Loc. Johnson is also a prominent real estate
speculator who owns a dozen income properties in Los Santos
alone. But the police, under intense public pressure, are vowing
to make this arrest stick. "Sometimes, the system isn't perfect,"
admits Los Santos district attorney Paul Veitch. "We wish it was,
but the fact is, sometimes you can get away with two, three hundred
murders. But the capture proves that if you kill four hundred
people in the state of San Andreas, you will go to jail. Probably."
"The unconscious is
the ocean of the unsayable, of
what has been expelled from the land of language, removed as a result
of ancient prohibitions."
(Italo Calvino)