LUDIC LOG

Coming three moons forth! When great light has set from sky! To Best Western Inn & Suites of Merrillville, IN! Is OG!

You see Og on magic ghost-thing! You hear voice of Og come from talking box! You read about Og in Lifestyle section of Sunday newspaper! Now go see Og! Og come to Merrillville, build fire-pit in Boston Room of Best Western Conference Center!

All come to Og! You help Og roast the flesh of horn-beast! Og give you patented Power Secrets to Love, Money, and Success! Og charge only $125.00 to first seventy-five people to sign up! Og deal not be beat! Og take skin of fast-cat, long spear or stone that not break in barter! Og not accept Discover!

Og not have degree from fancy school or pretty letters after name, but Og have Master of Life! Og teach to chase and kill fast-cat, eat from skull of red-hair people to gain their strength, make big money when buy real estate with no money down! Og promise you have change in life or the class is free! You not afford not see Og! Og is certifiable life-changer! You visit Og class or Og drink your blood in rock-circle!!!

OG SHOW HOW GET LOVE YOU DESERVE

- Og method good for man or wo-man, or man who is like wo-man

- Og techniques guaranteed to make many strong babies, not die in first winter

- Og show way out of dead-end singles scene

OG HAVE SECRETS OF SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE

- Og teach compassion, courtesy, respect

- Og teach make sex

- Og teach how to hit with arm of fallen tree

Am still not convince? Og make special offer only for people who call toll-free number: even if not like Og class, Og let you leave alive, and book on tape of Og's best-sellers Og Show How Make Baby, Og Show How Build Rock Hut, and Og Teach Investment Secrets Fat-Cats of Garuga Tribe Not Want Og to Know About, read by Gabe Kaplan (magic ghost-thing's "Welcome Back Kotter") yours to keep ABSOLUTELY FREE!

OG KNOW HOW TO ADVANCE IN WORKPLACE

- Og show how dress for success

- Og give you inside track on what say at water-hole

- Og teach how yell loud at meeting

- Og not know what mean 'what color Og parachute'

- Og give you confidence to stick boss in eye with sharp monkey leg bone

OG TEACH ABOUT MONEY MAKE

- Ten way to turn penny stock into dollars

- Eight secrets of Wall Street man who drive shiny rock-beast

- Five tips on make cave good in bad cave market

- Three thing remember to maximize fruit horde

- One way to find neighbor with yellow metal, kill neighbor, take yellow metal

Thousands do what Og say! Now they have big cave or hut, eat raw flesh of fastest horn-beast, make the sex with wo-man, pay off mortgage, kill weakest men of tribe and put strongest to work on the hunt! YOU CAN TOO! Can you afford evening with Og? Can you afford one more evening WITHOUT Og? Call number today, or send fastest boy of tribe with white mud smear on chest say "OG", to:

OG VENTURES, LTD.

414 S. RANDOLPHVILLE ROAD

PISCATAWAY, NJ 08854

ATT'N: OG

Og have hut! Og kill bear! Og make fire! NOW YOU!