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LUDIC LOG
10.15.2004


Hey, pal!  How you doin' today?  Maybe you remember me.  I'm Mon-El, formerly of the Legion of Superheroes.  No, that's Ultra Boy.  Right, that one! 


Hey, man, can you help me out with a little change or something?  I'm on your side!  I was Invisible Kid II's best friend!  My brother!  Black power!


Okay, fine.  Then how about some of this?  You know what I'm saying?  You wanna, like, go hang out somewhere?  Swing? 


Aw, come on, pal, give a superhero a break.  I've hit a bad patch since RJ Brande got sent up in that accounting scandal.  I saved your planet like fifty times.  Help me out.


Just five bucks.  That's all I ask.  I know you've got it.  Look at your shoes.


All right, asshole.  I didn't want to do this, but you forced me to.  If you're not gonna be a buddy I'll just have to mash your brains in.  Now give me your wallet or I'll pound you, see?


Holy shit, is that a lead pencil?  Whoa, back off, man!  I was just kidding!  No need to get crazy, I'm your friend here!  Heeeeeey!


I tell you what.  We'll make a bet, see?  Play a little game.  If you guess what's in my hand, I'll give you five bucks, and if you can't, you give me five bucks.  Deal?


Did you guess?  No?  I'll tell you then:  it's a knuckle sandwich, sucker!!!  Ha ha ha!


Heil Hitler, chump!
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