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10.16.2006
Don Corleone: If
you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your
daughter would be suffering this very day. At least I assume
so. I mean, there's really nothing you can say if the D.A. won't
press charges, but I hear even the holding cells are no picnic.
Put a good spook into 'em, you know? Anyway, I gotta go, these
caterers.
***
Don Corleone: Someday
-- and that day will never come -- I will call upon you to do a service
for me. When that day arrives, I'll just have one of my people
call you, and you can just send an invoice to the Genco A/P
department. Care of Felicia Alotta, she's a real peach.
***
Michael Corleone: When
Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to this contract with a
big bandleader. And as his career got better and better, he
wanted to get out of it. Now, Johnny is my father's godson.
My father went to see the bandleader with a contract for $10,000 to let
Johnny go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day, my father
went to see the bandleader again, only this time with Luca Brasi.
Within an hour, the bandleader signed the release, for a certified
check of $1000.
Kay
Adams: How did he do that?
Michael Corleone: My
father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Kay
Adams: What was it?
Michael Corleone: Luca
Brasi gave him a new contract for $25,000, in monthly pay-outs over two
years with a final lump-sum against future recording royalties.
Plus points.
***
Emilio Barzini:
If Don Corleone has all the judges and the politicians in New York, the
he must share them, or let others use them. He must let us draw
water from the well. Certainly he can present a bill for such
services; after all, we are not communists.
Victor Stracchi:
I'm a communist.
Phillip
Tattaglia: I'm really more of a Social Democrat.
Don Corleone: I
voted for McGovern, I don't know.
***
Don Corleone: I'm
a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall
Michael -- if he is shot in the head by a police officer, or be found
hung dead in a jail cell, or if he should be struck by a bolt of
lightning -- then I'm going to blame some of the people in this
room. Of course, I don't know what I could do about. Sue
the weatherman? Anyway, I'll be pissed.
***
Michael Corleone: Is
my credit good enough to buy you out?
Moe
Greene: Buy me out?
Michael Corleone:
The casino. The hotel. The hotel. The Corleone Family
wants to buy you out.
Moe
Greene: The Corleone Family
wants to buy me out?
No. I buy you out, you
don't buy me out.
Michael Corleone: Your
casino loses money. Maybe we can do better.
Moe
Greene: All
right, all right. Have June down at the front desk run your
Experian.
***
Don Corleone: I
never wanted this for you. I worked my whole life -- I don't
apologize -- to take care of my family. And I refused to be a
fool, dancing on the string held by all those big shots. I don't
apologize; that's my life. But I thought that when it was your
time, that you would be the one to hold the string. Senator
Corleone -- Governor Corleone -- well, there wasn't enough time,
Michael. There wasn't enough time. Maybe in 2008, I dunno,
depending on how the midterms go.