All praise due to the Dugout, from whence this gag is lifted wholesale.

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You_Be_Illin': WHATS UP MY DICTOES!  THE WORLD'S NEWEST NUCLEAR POWER IN THE HIZZO!

LadiDadi:  Oh, sure.  The world is trembling.  What was that, like two fifths of a kiloton?  I've crapped bigger explosions than that.

KhadaffiDuck:  Is true!  He has!  I one time go to Subway with, and on plane back is smell like underside of bleacher.

You_Be_Illin': QUAKE BEFORE ME DECADENT POWERS OF THE WEST

LadiDadi:  Seriously, man.  It's not that we don't appreciate the effort.  Every little bit helps.  But like nobody is going to be scared by a nuke that big.  That's for, I dunno, blowing up the fence outside an impound yard.  Or maybe a toll booth.

You_Be_Illin':  YOUR DAY OF RECKONING IS AT HAND COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY AMERICAN PAPER TIGERS YOUR TOLL BOOTHS AND IMPOUND FENCES ARE IN MORTAL PERIL THATS MY WORD

LadiDadi:  \VV/

MushMouth:  For reals, man, that's some punk ass nuclear weapons.  I got worse ones than that around the back shed at two of our air force bases.

LadiDadi:  Really?

MushMouth:  Yeah, man, we don't even guard them they're so weak.  We just put the Club on the beater we keep 'em in.

LadiDadi:  Which air force bases?

MushMouth:  Umm...

You_Be_Illin':  ALL YOUR AIR FORCE BASE ARE BELONG TO US #LOLZ#

Hussein_in_the_Membrane:  Oh, that's original.  I stopped using that before the first Gulf War.

LadiDadi:  Hey, how did you get in here?  You were supposed to be banned!  I'm flagging the sysop.

Hussein_in_the_Membrane:  Why don't you flag my sysop, beardo?

LadiDadi:  You aren't even a global dicator.  Your wack ass got deposed.

.You_Be_Illin': LOOK OUT YANKEE HOT DOG CHUMPS, I AM 'NUKE-TACULAR'

Hussein_in_the_Membrane:  At least I had someplace to get deposed from.  What are you the dictator of?  Cavesylvania?  The People's Republic of MyAssDoneDiedOfTyphoidistan?

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LadiDadi:  Ha!  Who else wants to step to the Osaminator?  Who's next?  

You_Be_Illin': LIKE SPECTATULAR ONLY WITH A NUCLEAR BOMB!GET IT

HolierThanThou:  Come on, Kim.  They're right.  You have to do better than that or you're going to make us all look bad.

LadiDadi:  ...

MushMouth:  ...um, who are you?

You_Be_Illin':  ONE NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST WITH A SIDE ORDER OF U.S.A. GETTING ITS ASS FRIED COMING RIGHT UP DO YOU WANT SOME RADIATION WITH THAT

HolierThanThou:  It's me!  Than Shwe!

MushMouth:  Than Shw...sorry, have we met?

HolierThanThou:  Brutal authoritarian military strongman Than Shwe?  Foe of democracy?  Oppressor of Nobel Peace Prize winners?  Than Shwe!  The dictator of Myanmar?

LadiDadi:  You mean Burma?

HolierThanThou:  NO BITCH, it's MYANMAR, step to!

KhadaffiDuck:  Thats is nice suit.

You_Be_Illin':  HERE IS ONE FOR YOUR ASS CHINA!  BOOM!  HERE IS ONE FOR YOUR ASS TOO SO-CALLED 'SOUTH' KOREA!  BOOM!  OH DO I GOT ONE FOR YOU TOO JApAN YES I THINK SO!  BOOM BOOM BOOM AND ONE FOR THE DOCTOR

LadiDadi:  Lame.  I'm out of here.

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MushMouth:  Me too, man, I gotta go, uh, do an impromptu tour of some air bases.

KhadaffiDuck:  I am guest appear on the Brien O. Conan show.

You_Be_Illin':  WRITE THIS IN YOUR HISTORY BOOKS MUTHA FUCKA "KIM JONG IL A.K.A. CAPTAIN DOOMSDAY FUCKD UP THE WHOLE WORLD STARTING 2006

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HolierThanThou:  Hey wait up you guys, let's get pizza!  I'm buying...

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You_Be_Illin':  KNOCK NOCK WHOS THERE HAS A GIGIANTIC FUCKIN NUCLEAR WEAPON HAS A GIGANTINC NUCLEAR WEAPON WHO?  KIM JONG IL HAS A GIGANTIC NUCLEA WEAPON!

You_Be_Illin':  FIRST WE WILL DEFEAT YOU AT SOCCER THEN WE WILL ATTACK YOU WITH SPECIAL WEAK-BACKSLIDERS-WHO-HAVE-BEEN-DEFEATED-AT- SOCCER-SEEKING WEAPONS

You_Be_Illin':  I AM A BAD ASS

You_Be_Illin':  ...

You_Be_Illin':  ...

You_Be_Illin':  SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Push_In_The_Bush:  HEY YUO GUYS WAST HAPPENING IN HERE? A/S/L?!?!?!1?

You_Be_Illin':  I HAVE A NUCLER WEAPON

Push_In_The_Bush:  OMG

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