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LUDIC LOG
11.29.2004
It's not such a bad life, being
a tiki god
outside the Tahiti-Fa'aa International Airport in Papeete.
Nobody really worships me
anymore, but the
hepcat money just rolls in. And I get to watch the planes come in.
I wonder who's president in
America now.
It's probably not still that Kennedy. I don't get to see the
paper much except when one flutters past.
Still, almost all the people
who get off the
plane are white guys with expensive clothes, so I guess there can't
have been too much of a shakeup.
It gets kind of boring during
the off season,
but it could be worse.
That Hapahala says that this
place is a real
dump compared to Sydney Airport in Australia, but I think he's full of
crap. I don't think he's ever even been to Australia.
Unta-Tahiki says he's never even seen him move from that rock over by
the customs house.
One good thing is that I get to
work close to
my wife. She's mounted over the baggage claim.
Of course that's way over the
hell on the
other side of the building. But you don't see me
complaining! Women.
I wonder if today's flight will
have any
Japanese dudes on it. They usually come off the plane totally
ripped. That's fun to watch.
No, it's not such a bad life, being a tiki god outside the Tahiti-Fa'aa
International Airport in Papeete.
TODAY'S DRIFTWOOD: "Never make people laugh. If you would
succeed in life, you must be solemn, solemn as an ass. All the
great monuments are build over solemn asses."
(Thomas Corwin)