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Holiday Week continues!  Song parodies are the lowest form of humor!
 
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LUDIC LOG
12.22.2004
CHRISTMAS CAROLS, AS HALF-REMEMBERED BY MY CO-WORKERS

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On a Christmas even
All the snow lay round about
La da da dum Steven

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God rest you merry gentlemen
Let nothing you display
Remember something something
That happened Christmas day
To save us all from something hour
When we'd go astray
Oh tidings of comforted joy
Comforted joy
Oh tidings of comforted joy

 *

Joy to the world
The Savior comes
Let Earth repeat his blame
Let every mouth
Receive him home
And heaven and nature wane
And heaven and nature wane
And heaven, and heaven and nature wane

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O come all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
O come ye, o come ye to Bethlehem
Come something something
Born into Jerusalem
O come on and behold him
O come on and behold him
O come on and behold him
Je-ee-sus  Christ

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Come, they told me, parumpa-pump-pum
To see the baby king, parumpa-pump-pum
I have no gift for him, parumpa-pump-pum
And so I play this thing, parumpa-pump-pum
Rumpa-pump-pum
Rumpa-pump-pum
And then it continues in this vein for some time.

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Happy holidays
Happy holidays
May the mourning bells keep ringing
May your fairy wish come true

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Oh, the weather outside is frightful
Something something frightful
Though there isn't no place to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Did I say frightful twice?

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We three kings of Orient are
Something gifts we bring from afar
Something leading
Still repeating
Something that rhymes with far

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Just hear them jing-jing-jingling
Jing-jing-jingling, whoo
I'd say it's lovely weather for a snow ride together
With you

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Jesus, joy of man's rejoicing
Something something something la
All our somethings are intruders
Something something something blah
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