Each Christmassy morning, you rise without warning
To see what ol' Santa has brought you;
I trust you've deducted it's elves who constructed
The toys that your folks say they got you.

When eggnog you're drinking, you're probably not thinking
About what it's like to be elven;
So while you make muffins in Easy-Bake ovens,
Listen to the story of Melvin.