LUDIC LISTS

REASONS TO CONTINUE WRITING THE LUDIC LOG

1. Keeps me in the habit of writing every day

2. Don't want to disappoint fans of the site

3. Possible book deal

4. My link to the well-informed, creative world of blogging

5. Fun

REASONS NOT TO CONTINUE WRITING THE LUDIC LOG

1. Keeps me in the habit of writing crap every day

2. Site has no fans

3. Book deal is with Russian publishing company owned by mob

4. Other bloggers only use me for my retro graphics

5. Sucks

MY FAVORITE NUMBERED LISTS

1. 5

2. 8

3. 10

4. 7

5. 3

WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS HAVE SAID ABOUT THE LUDIC LOG

1. C.K. Dexter-Haven from The Philadelphia Story: "I say! This is a queer little thing, eh, Red?"

2. Victor von Doom, comic super-villain: "If the misbegotten miscreant who created these scrawlings does not stop taking Doom's name in vain, he shall soon taste the wrath of the lord of Latveria!"

3. Ignatius Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces: "So appalled was I by the rude scribblings and intellectual malfeasance evidenced herein that I sought comfort in solace in a local confection known as 'popcorn shrimp' until my valve was quite at sea."

4. Mr. Lif, rapper: "I am not a fictional character."

5. God: "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain."

SITES YOU CAN FIND BY GOOGLING 'LUDIC LOG' THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MINE

1. This site is intended to make known and to share my various passions expressed through my works artistiks!

2. By 'fooling around' in the context of my note, I merely meant spending an inordinate amount of time on name-dropping and Quellenforschung, and hence less time on saying something interesting and saying it in an interesting way.

3. Wonder frequently these past few days is psychical impressions do hum and twitter, gibber, moan about the objects we have touched or loved.

4. Welcome to Beachshop Stella Maris.

5. I think someone needs to smoke the fish, dammit