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05.15.2004
DESCENDING ORDER OF PREFERENCE:
COMMANDMENTS
1. Thou shalt not
kill
2. Thou shalt not
shill
3. Thou shalt not
bill
4. Thou shalt not
spill
5. Thou shalt not
krill
DESCENDING ORDER
OF PREFERENCE: DEADLY SINS
1. Avarice
2. Aftermath
3. Averageness
4. Aphorisms
5. Anfernee
DESCENDING ORDER
OF PREFERENCE: WORDS YOU CAN'T SAY ON TELEVISION
1. Fuck
2. Fudge
3. Fiddlesticks
4. Frig
5. Fulgencio Batista
DESCENDING ORDER
OF PREFERENCE: IMPOSSIBLE THINGS TO BELIEVE BEFORE BREAKFAST
1. That George W.
Bush is doing a great job as President of the United States
2. That George W.
Bush actually is President
of the United States
3. That George W.
Bush is doing a great job as President of Honduras
4. That George W.
Bush is doing a great job as President of the Motion Picture Association
5. That Ann Coulter
is employed
DESCENDING ORDER
OF PREFERENCE: CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS
1. The right to keep
and bear arms
2. The right to keep
unarmed bears
3. The right to bear
your cheap arms
4. The right to harm
your bare cheeks
5. The right to beep
your chair's arms
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