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06.12.2004

TANKA #1:  UPON RACKING ONE'S SELF WITH A VACUUM CLEANER

Time for spring cleaning
Man, this carpet is filthy
Ouch, my fucking nads
Holy shit, dude -- for real, though
Seriously, man, that hurt

TANKA #2:  YOU KNOW, THAT ONE GUY

I summered in Maine
Guess who I ran into there?
Go on, you won't guess
I haven't seen him in years
Damn it, I forgot his name

TANKA #3:  MYSTERIES OF SCIENCE

July already?
Better set up the A/C
Christ, it's hot in here
How should I know how it works?
What am I, a scientist?

TANKA #4:  I AM THAT I AM


Hey, good to see you!
What are you taking this fall?
No, I hate that guy
I'm not anti-Semitic
It's just that I hate all Jews

TANKA #4:  DEAD HOOKER TANKA (for Andy Knight)

Winters are quite hard
I grow old, my body aches
Bones creak in the wind
One thing about the cold, though:
At least the hooker won't spoil

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