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06.12.2004
TANKA #1: UPON RACKING ONE'S SELF
WITH A VACUUM CLEANER
Time for spring
cleaning
Man, this carpet is filthy
Ouch, my fucking nads
Holy shit, dude -- for real, though
Seriously, man, that hurt
TANKA #2:
YOU KNOW, THAT ONE GUY
I summered in Maine
Guess who I ran into there?
Go on, you won't guess
I haven't seen him in years
Damn it, I forgot his name
TANKA #3:
MYSTERIES OF SCIENCE
July already?
Better set up the A/C
Christ, it's hot in here
How should I know how it works?
What am I, a scientist?
TANKA #4: I AM THAT I AM
Hey, good to see you!
What are you taking this fall?
No, I hate that guy
I'm not anti-Semitic
It's just that I hate all Jews
TANKA #4: DEAD HOOKER TANKA (for Andy
Knight)
Winters are quite
hard
I grow old, my body aches
Bones creak in the wind
One thing about the cold, though:
At least the hooker won't spoil
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