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07.26.2003
DESCENDING ORDER OF
PREFERENCE, #6
1. Sex with someone you
love
2. Sex with someone you
like
3. Sex with someone you
know
4. Sex with strangers
5. Sex with the Texas
Rangers
DESCENDING ORDER OF
PREFERENCE, #7
1. Eating in the dining
room of Le Cordon Bleu
2. Touring the kitchen
of Wolfgang Puck's
3. Sitting in the lobby
of Denny's
4. Hanging out in the
parking lot of Burger King
5. Rooting through the
dumpsters of White Castle
DESCENDING ORDER OF
PREFERENCE, #8
1. Backstage pass
2. Backstage grass
3. Backstage ass
4. Backstage gas
5. Backstage roped into
a lengthy conversation about flared trousers with Bill Blass
DESCENDING ORDER OF
PREFERENCE, #9
1. Dissed by Mr. Blackwell
2. Dissed by Norman Rockwell
3. Dissed by Jerry Falwell
4. Dissed by Oliver Cromwell
5. Dissed by that little
girl in Texas who fell down a well
DESCENDING ORDER OF
PREFERENCE, #10
1. Being really bad at
flattery
2. Being really bad at
archery
3. Being really bad at
sodomy
4. Being really bad at
perjury
5. Being really bad at
surgery
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