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08.23.2003

DESCENDING ORDER OF PREFERENCE, #11

1. Liquor in the front, poker in the back

2. Sticker in the front, broker in the back

3. Knicker in the front, soaker in the back

4. Knocker in the front, choker in the back

5. Vicar in the front, Roker in the back

DECENDING ORDER OF PREFERENCE, #12

1. Dance: 10; looks: 3

2. Dance: 3; looks: 1

3. Songs: 2; plot: 0

4. Singular sensation: 1; thrilling combination: 1

5. Directed by: Richard Attenborough; starring: Michael Douglas

DESCENDING ORDER OF PREFERENCE, #13

1. Jesus Christ on a crutch

2. Jesus Christ in a clutch

3. Jesus Christ in a wheelchair

4. Jesus Christ in a wheel well

5. Jesus Christ on a wall mount

DESCENDING ORDER OF PREFERENCE, #14

1. Sir Loin of Beef

2. Sir Face of Tension

3. Sir Cease of Sorrow

4. Sir Vival of DeFittest

5. Sir Gerry of Botched-Backalley

DESCENDING ORDER OF PREFERENCE, #15

1. Running on empty

2. Running over a bunch of empties barefoof

3. Running home to watch reruns of Empty Nest

4. Running while emptying your bowels

5. Running in heavy rotation on MTV