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PROJECTED SEQUELS TO 'DANCE DANCE
REVOLUTION' 2. Sculpt Sculpt Insurgency 3. Bake Bake Coalition 4. Draw Draw Masturbation 5. Sing Sing Prison Riot LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS ABOUT SIMULTANEOUS
BODILY FUNCTIONS 2. If you fart, cough and crack your knuckles at the same time, your uncle will be transported to another dimension 3. If you pee, sneeze, blink and swallow at the same time, your uncle will stay in the dimension he's currently in, but you will be transported to the dimension your uncle would have gone to if you had farted, coughed and cracked your knuckles instead 4. If your ears pop, a tooth falls out, your stomach rumbles, and you ejaculate and snort at the same time, character actor P. Craig Nelson will be transported to another dimension that's exactly like this dimension except, for some reason, you are his uncle 5. If you pop your eye out, burst an eardrum, vomit, void your bowels, have acute diarrhea, break a rib, and cry all at the same time, you will probably wish you could be transported to another dimension where all this stuff isn't happening to you, but no, I'm sorry, it's just this dimension INAPPROPRIATE WORDS TO USE DURING PILLOW
TALK 2. genocide 3. infectious 4. gangland-style 5. gulag COLLARIES TO STEPPING ON A CRACK AND
BREAKING YOUR MOTHER'S BACK 2. step in the street, wash Bill Walton's feet 3. miss the last stair, style Joan Allen's hair 4. step over the line, reminisce about Larry Fine 5. speed through a light, prepare a fancy dinner party for all the living former guest stars on Fantasy Island, including securing a venue, preparing entertainment, arranging the seating, and both preparing and serving the food, and do it by tonight BAD BODYGUARD AGENCIES 2. Kennedy-Hoffa Protection Services 3. Of-10-L8, Inc. 4. Suspiciously Italian Security 5. New Age Bodyguards: We Guard The Soul Within |
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