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WORDS THAT GEORGE W. BUSH HAS TROUBLE PRONOUNCING 1. Nuclear 2. Terror 3. Subliminal 4. Recrudescence 5. Quagmire MOVIES THAT GEORGE W. BUSH HAS BEEN WATCHING ON AIR FORCE ONE LATELY 1. A Bridge Too Far 2. Rambo III 3. Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Girls 4. A Zed and Two Noughts 5. Syria 2003: a Richard Perle Film VICES INDULGED BY GEORGE W. BUSH PRIOR TO HIS HAVING BEEN 'BORN AGAIN' 1. Cocaine 2. Alcohol 3. Satanism 4. Father-daughter incest 5. Major League Baseball team ownership NICKNAMES FOR GEORGE W. BUSH PREFERRED BY CABINET MEMBERS 1. Junior Mint (Donald Rumsfeld) 2. Boss Jo'gie (Colin Powell) 3. Lowly Worm (Condoleezza Rice) 4. Uncle Sucker (Tom Ridge) 5. Boy (Dick Cheney) WORDS THAT, WHEN SPOKEN BY GEORGE W. BUSH, INDICATE THAT AN UNTRUTH IS BEING FORMULATED 1. Iraq 2. Taxes 3. Terrorism 4. Democrat 5. The |
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