Running Down The Scale

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09.27.2003

DESCENDING ORDER OF PREFERENCE #21

1. Punky Brewster

2. Clunky Brewster

3. Chunky Brewster

4. Funky Brewster

5. Drunky Brewster

DESCENDING ORDER OF PREFERENCE #22

1. Writing workshops

2. Writing chop shops

3. Writing sweatshops

4. Writing hack jobs

5. Writing blowjobs

DESCENDING ORDER OF PREFERENCE #23

1. Keeping up with the Joneses

2. Getting down with the Joneses

3. Falling in with the Joneses

4. Coming out with the Joneses

5. Being put under with the Joneses

DESCENDING ORDER OF PREFERENCE #24

1. Front row seats to the Grammy Awards

2. Aisle seats to the ACE Awards

3. Standing room only for the Adult Video News Awards

4. On the waiting list for the Outstanding Telemarketer Awards

5. Nominated for the Prison Bitch Awards

DESCENDING ORDER OF PREFERENCE #25

1. Namechecked by the Wu-Tang Clan

2. Sampled by the Cash Money Millionaires

3. Written up by Source magazine

4. Touring with Vanilla Ice

5. Managed by Suge Knight