The Ludic Log: Your Kiss Is On My List

OTHER RULES OF FIGHT CLUB

1. You don't photograph Fight Club

2. You don't film, paint, draw or sculpt Fight Club

3. You don't hold a cross-disciplinary educational seminar about Fight Club

4. You don't convey information about Fight Club using mime

5. You don't present an avant-garde multimedia performance event about Fight Club

NEW MENU ITEMS FOR 2007

1. BURGER KING: The Shredded Veal Whopper

2. HARDEE'S: The Steak, Quince and Wood Chips Breakfast Biscuit

3. LONG JOHN SILVER'S: Pirate Poppers™ (kid-sized cup of jumbo salmon roe)

4. SUBWAY: The "What Am I?"™ (chopped liver sandwich)

5. TACO BELL: the 29-cent Value Menu (2 ounces of refried beans, half an ounce of shredded cheese, or half a damp tortilla

THE SOCIAL AND/OR CULTURAL STATUS OF BEERS OTHER THAN MILLER AND BUDWEISER

1. Chimay Ale: the Inbred Royal Cousin of Beers

2. Coors: the Engine Coolant Water of Beers

3. Leinenkugel: the Eccentric Rural Junior Congressman of Beers

4. Pabst Blue Ribbon: the Ten-for-a-Dollar Store-Brand Instant Ramen of Beers

5. Lone Star: the Steers and Queers of Beers

THINGS TO SAY ON GODWIN'S LAW DAY

1. "This overpriced, watery coffee I got at White Hen is like Hitler!"

2. "Time to go to work already? This is worse than being sent to the gas chambers at Sobibor!"

3. "Did you see in the paper that the Knicks lost? Just like the German army lost when
they decided to mount a winter offensive against Russia?"

4. "Not since the horrors of the Eastern Front has there been pain, deprivation and suffering like I am experiencing at being told that there's not enough Chicken Marengo
for me to have seconds."

5. "Well, you better GET in the mood, or you are ten billion times worse than Hitler,
Stalin and Mussolini combined."

FORGOTTEN OLD-TIME RADIO SHOWS

1. From the Casebook of Kidneypunch O’Sullivan

2. The Aaronson’s Basinet Polish and Badney’s Consumption Grease Old-Time Variety Hunker-Down Hour

3. Jut Huxley, Indian Stabber

4. Lynch Mob!

5. Oh, Those Bulczywyczs!