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11.13.2004
THE WORST EL SANTO MOVIES
1. El Santo contra Los Residentes Confusos de
una Clínica de Reposo
2. Las Batallas del Santo vs.
el Neo-Keynesians Borracho
3. El Santo y el Viejo
Bastardo Sucio
4. El Santo's que empeora
Problema del Peso
5. El Santo y los
Pañales del Adulto
MYSTERIOUS AILMENTS
1. Erin Gray's
Disease
2. Thumposis
3. Operatic regurgitation
4. The howling snufflies
5. Juvenile-onset clinical stank
CULINARY SECRETS OF THE ANCIENT AZTECS
1. The proper
techniques for preparing, cooking and eating the freshly plucked heart
of your enemies
2. Basil, honey and lungs
3. Soy-based human meat substitute for vegetarian cannibals
4. A really good
chicken nugget
5. Learning the culinary secrets of the ancient Olmecs by eating
their brains
UNDERREPRESENTED MINORITIES
1. Hottentots
2. African-Armenians
3. Pottsylvanians
4. Antarcticans
5. Oompa-Loompas
WHAT THE KIDS ARE CALLING IT THESE DAYS
1. Bible study
2. Making the track team
3. Glee club
4. Extra-credit assignments
5. Fucking |