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Let's face it: you're a busy man or woman. A sexy man or woman, to be sure, but a busy one. Like every other rational human being in existence, you adore the Ludic Log's insoucient blend of the quasi-funny and the crypto-literate, but you simply do not have the time to check in every single day. But an HTML-enabled e-mail containing an entire week's worth of Ludic Log selections, along with selected links, news, and the occasional personal message from World Command? That, you've got time for. Well, now's your lucky time, Mr. and/or Ms. Theoretical Reader, because all you have to do is click here and send us an e-mail with the subject line "UPDATE MY EYE", and you'll get just such an e-mail in your eager box once per business week!* You'll get it all -- well, almost all. You won't get Foto Fridays, reluctant as we are to clog up your mailbox with huge .jpg files of our editor-in-chief in the crapper, and you won't get Link Sundays, which no one reads anyway. But you'll get five whole days of adulterated literary genius in one unwieldy letter! And we'll never, ever, ever use your e-mail address for nefarous advertising-related purposes, unless it's whoring something that we actually wrote ourselves. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll delete upon receiving! How about those apples, I ask you? Those are good apples, you reply. Give it a try, won't you, sport? |
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